ABOUT

Hi, I'm Anton. Come and join me at my restuarant. Together we'll flambe the face right off a duck. As you watch! We'll torch a whole family of parakeets using white hot fire then arrange the corpses tastefully on a plate for you to devour! Getting hungry yet? I know I am!

Welcome to Anton's Animal Kingdom Restaurant and Abattoir!

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Anton's.

We invite you to visit us...

Come on down and visit us. No need to bring your own cleaver. We have plenty of them! We also have axes and knives and even a big fucking crossbow for making doubly sure that everything we kill is completely fucking dead as shit.

Visit us

All your exotic pet menu needs in one place:

Vast assortment of aquariums and aquarium water
Large collection of bird cages and arse sticks to go up the birds arses.
Seasonally exotic birds for the discerning palate.
Big fucking knives.
An oven so hot it would bake the glass nuts off a volcano.
Doggie bags for the Koreans.
No Entry for Japanese patrons sorry. We've had problems with them trying to eat the canaries raw.