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Our

Animals

Fresh & Saltwater Fish

At Anton's we carry some of the most unique and unusual Fresh & Saltwater Fish available.

Fairly simple process, first we use a net to scoop your selected fish out of one of the tanks. Then we plonk it down on your table and proceed with our unique "aeration" process.

 

Once the fish has stopped moving we bake its nuts to 1,000 degrees and cook its face off then Hey Presto! Ready to eat!

They are guaranteed dead when they reach your mouth. Not a twitch! That is The Anton Guarantee.

 

As for the stick, you can remove it from the arse area of the dead bird if you like but it's easier to eat the birds delicious dead bodies if you grab onto the stick.

Exotic birds

All of our birds come with a certificate of death and a big stick up their arse.

This area is what we like to call "Nature's Abattoir".

 

Can't see the animals? Look harder!

 

You find them in here, we kill them, cook them, stuff them, pluck them, burn their faces right off and then feed them to you! What could be simpler?

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